Good evening, my fellow Americans. I come to you in the fourth year of our Minor Set-Back, caused, of course, by the failed policies of the Republicans and George W. Bush. We have striven hard to reduce unemployment by raising tariffs, taxes, and the minimum wage and increased regulations on the market. But the damage done by the Republicans and George W. Bush was too great and we still need more time to fix the Minor Set-Back. But we will get unemployment below 20% during my second term in office.
Secretary of Education Ayers is happy to report that high school seniors have all been through sensitivity training and while test scores haven't improved as much as we'd like, thanks to the failed policies of George W. Bush, all students graduating high school will know that it's racist to criticize the policies of this Administration.
We have extended the "Free Speech for All Doctrine" to satellite radio, print media, and the web, ensuring that all Americans have a voice and corporate America is not the only voice heard. Prosecutions of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and other voices of intolerance are proceeding under our Human Rights Commissions. There have been hundreds of thousands of prosecutions of purveyors of hate and intolerance. Intolerance will not be tolerated, be it on the web, radio, print, books, or spoken word.
We have extended voting rights to all. Same day registration, no ID checks, and allowing Internet voting have ensured no one is denied the right to vote. The unprecedented turn out in the 2010 election of 450 million voters show how successful this program is. The fact that Democrats won every seat in Congress except three shows how Republicans and George W. Bush were suppressing the will of the people.
The two Constitutional amendments we have proposed have been ratified by almost enough states. The first, allowing redistribution of wealth should be ratified soon. The second, naming me President for Life, is going a bit slower. I urge states to ratify these important amendments.
The bill before Congress to implement sharia law needs full approval before the deadline Osama bin Ladin has given us before a nuclear device goes off in a major American city. Our best diplomatic efforts with bin Ladin and Iran have, unfortunately, failed, due to the policies of the Republicans and George W. Bush.
But tonight, the state of our union is strong, and will be more so when the Constitution is amended and sharia law is implemented.
Thank you and good night and me bless the United States of America


